Terms of Service
(a.k.a. "Don't Be a Jerk")
By buying, browsing, or otherwise loitering on TrumpTeez.ai, you agree to the following:
Satire ahead
Our shirts are parody. If you can't handle jokes, please exit through the gift shop.
No guarantees
We can't promise your shirt will make you more attractive, get you laid, or win you arguments. We only promise it'll look badass.
Orders & shipping
We print on demand. That means once you click "buy," the magic Printful elves get to work. No backsies once the elves start.
Returns
If we screw up, we'll fix it. If you ordered the wrong size because you lied to yourself about your gym routine, that's on you.
Conduct
Don't use our site for fraud, crime, or harassing others. Save that energy for Twitter.
TL;DR
Buy cool shirts, laugh a little, don't sue us.
Last updated: October 1, 2025
Questions? Contact us at legal@trumpteez.ai