Contact Us
(a.k.a. "Customer Therapy Hotline")
Look, we get it. Sometimes you just need to yell into the void about your order, your shirt size, or the general state of democracy. We're here for all of it.
Here's how to reach us:
Email:support@trumpteez.ai
We usually reply within 24 hours — faster if we haven't rage-quit Twitter for the day.
Phone:(555) 123-4567
Mon–Fri, 9–6 EST. Yes, it's a real number. No, we won't pretend to be the White House switchboard.
Live Chat:
Available during business hours, unless we're busy doomscrolling.
But honestly? For 99% of issues, the Help Center has what you need — FAQs, order tracking, and a chance to avoid human interaction altogether.
TL;DR: We're reachable, we're responsive, and we're only half as unhinged as the guy we make shirts about.
Last updated: October 1, 2025