Careers
No open positions. Stated plainly.
No open roles right now. We're a small operation — the catalog does the talking. When that changes, it'll be posted here, plainly, with no follow-up required.
For the record, here's what working at 34Counts would look like:
No spin, no hedging, no exclamation points in your Slack messages.
Factual, unflinching, dry. The tone of a docket entry, not a pitch deck.
An employee discount on the catalog, and the record you're printing actually speaks for itself.
Nothing open today. Check back, or shop the catalog in the meantime — it funds whatever comes next.
TL;DR: No roles today. When that changes, it'll be on the record here.
Future Opportunities
When hiring opens up, these are the areas most likely to need people:
Design & Creative
Stating the count plainly, in print
Customer Success
Order support, no spin required
Operations
Keeping the record straight
Last updated: October 1, 2025