Careers
(a.k.a. "Join the Circus… Eventually")
Right now we don't have any open roles. Why? Because we're a lean, mean, T-shirt meme machine. But someday, when the satire empire expands, we may need extra clowns to help keep the show running.
In the meantime, here's what working at TrumpTeez might look like:
Unlimited sarcastic T-shirts (pants optional if you're remote).
Half comedy club, half therapy group, all chaos.
Free bad political takes to roast, employee discount on shirts that make Thanksgiving awkward, and the smug satisfaction of sticking it to stupidity.
Sound like your kind of gig? Stay tuned. Until then, keep laughing, keep yelling, and maybe buy a shirt or two — it helps fund the HR department we don't have yet.
TL;DR: No jobs today. But when the circus expands, you'll be the first to know.
Future Opportunities
When we do start hiring, we'll probably need people who can handle:
Design & Creative
Making political chaos into wearable art
Customer Success
Therapy for confused shirt buyers
Operations
Keeping the circus organized
Last updated: October 1, 2025