Cookie Policy
(a.k.a. "Yes, Internet Runs on Snacks")
Look, cookies are just tiny bits of data that keep our site working. They help with:
Cart Memory
Remembering your cart, so you don't rage-quit when it empties.
Newsletter Tracking
Tracking whether you've signed up for our newsletter, so we don't keep pestering you like an ex.
Site Stability
Making sure the site doesn't crash harder than a Trump press conference.
Your Choice
You can block cookies in your browser, but it might break stuff. We don't recommend it unless you enjoy suffering.
TL;DR
Cookies make the site work. We don't use them to spy on you.
Questions About Cookies?
If you have questions about our cookie policy, reach out to us.
Contact SupportLast updated: October 1, 2025