About 34Counts
Our Mission
Every count, printed. Nothing added.
34 counts. One conviction. Every count, printed. This isn't satire dressed up as outrage — it's the record, worn. No spin, no punchline required.
The facts already did the work. We just put them on a shirt.
No commentary, no exclamation points, no cartoon wordplay — just the number, stated flatly, like a court document.
What We Stand For
The voice pillars, on the record.
Factual
We state things. We don't editorialize. The number carries the weight.
Unflinching
No hedging, no cutesy euphemism. What's printed is what's on the record.
Dry
Legal and procedural vocabulary, played completely straight.
Evidentiary
Every design reads like it's labeling an exhibit, not writing an ad.
The Record
34 counts. One verdict. Nothing else required.
The Count
34 felony counts. One conviction. The record doesn't need our commentary — it's already on the record.
Printed, Not Argued
No spin, no debate, no punchline required. We print the count. You wear the record.