Privacy Policy
(a.k.a. "We're Not Creeps, Promise")
At TrumpTeez.ai, we value your privacy almost as much as we value a good punchline. Here's the deal:
What we collect
Your email, shipping info, and payment details (via Stripe). That's it. We don't care what you had for lunch, who you voted for, or what your browser history looks like.
What we do with it
We use your info to ship you sweet merch, send order updates, and occasionally lob an irreverent email about new designs.
What we don't do
Sell your info to shady third parties, stalk you on social media, or install spyware on your toaster.
Cookies
We use cookies because the internet would collapse without them. They help us remember what's in your cart. If you don't like cookies, feel free to clear them — but don't blame us when your cart forgets who you are.
TL;DR
We take only what we need, use it responsibly, and don't share it with creeps.
Last updated: October 1, 2025
Questions? Contact us at privacy@trumpteez.ai