Returns & Refunds
(a.k.a. "Measure Twice, Order Once")
Here's the deal:
No Take-Backs
Every shirt is made just for you when you order. That means we can't accept returns just because you decided orange isn't your color or you lied to yourself about being a medium.
Our Bad = We Fix It
If your shirt shows up looking like it lost a fight with a lawnmower, or if the print is jacked, we'll send you a new one.
30 Days to Speak Up
Got an issue? Tell us within 30 days or it's officially vintage.
Wrong Address?
That's on you. Double-check your shipping info before blaming us for delivering your shirt to your old roommate.
TL;DR
If we screw up, we'll make it right. If you screw up, wear it as a life lesson.
Need Help with Your Order?
If you received a defective product or have an issue with your order, contact us within 30 days.
Contact SupportLast updated: October 1, 2025