Shipping
(a.k.a. "How Your Shirt Gets From Our Circus Tent to Your Closet")
Here's how it works:
Free U.S. Shipping
Yeah, it's "free." We actually just hide the cost in the shirt price like every other ecommerce store. But hey, it feels free, right?
International Shipping
Sorry world, you'll pay a flat fee. We're not Amazon Prime and we don't have drones. Expect $10–15 depending on where you live.
Delivery Times
Usually 5–10 business days. Faster than Congress passing a bill, slower than a Trump meltdown on Truth Social.
Tracking
You'll get a tracking link so you can obsessively refresh it like it's election night results.
Lost Packages
Rare, but if it happens we'll fix it. Unless you typed your address wrong — in which case, blame your keyboard.
TL;DR
U.S. = free, world = flat fee, we print on demand so patience is required. But the wait is worth the drip.
Shipping Questions?
If you have questions about shipping or need help with your order, reach out to us.
Contact SupportLast updated: October 1, 2025